Monday, July 14, 2008

How bad do the Rockies fucking suck?

Look. I didn't expect them to go back to the World Series, but seriously, they are so bad it makes it really hard to take.

I followed the Rockies when they were (are) bad. And it was incredible to watch them go on such an amazing run to reach the Series. So seeing them revert back to sucking a hairy dick is that much harder to watch.

They should have at least been in contention to win their division this year and they have no shot. In a division that blows to begin with!

I'd call for Clint Hurdle's arrogant, well coiffed head, but really, who would want to manage this team? Might as well pay him that huge bonus they gave him and let him finish grinding the team into the ground.

The Rockies will show some signs of life like they've done all season long, but the next time they do (definitely not at Shea stadium), it will be far too late.

Kiss Holliday goodbye. No reason to keep him when you can get top dollar for him. He's leaving anyway when his deal's up. And maybe Tulowitzki should start hanging out with Carmelo Anthony. Two young divas who aren't living up to their potential should definitely become friends.

See you in another 15 years when the Rox go on another magical run only to disappoint...not in the Series, that wasn't disappointing at all. But season after season when bad management meets bad ownership for a colossal stream of urine running down the team's collective leg.

JR

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